Monday, April 23, 2007

It's Offical Jose Reyes Makes it Rain

Yes, I know the Mets lost yesterday to the divisional foes the Atlanta Braves, but something more important happened, no it wasn't the bullpen blowing away the lead (Thanks Schoenewis and Heilman) it was the coming of age for Jose Reyes.
In short, Jose Reyes makes it rain.

For those who don't know what "makes it rain" means I will post the Urbandictionary.com meaning.

Here it is

Term used in strip clubs, it defines when you in da club, with a stack and you throw the money up in the air at the strippers, and the effect is that it seems to be raining money on to the strippers.

He is by far the most exiting player in the Major Leagues and as a Mets fan, he is an extreme joy to watch round the bases, he is the toast of Queens and more importantly, New York City. His affectionate smile is contagious and hopefully I can meet this man sooner or later, cause he is just fucking awesome.












<---The Human Triple







I will forever know the soccer "ole" chant more like "JOSE, JOSE, JOSE, JOOO-SE, JOSE"

If Jose Reyes were actually in the World Cup, I'd have no doubt he would have shat on the Italian National Team and made it rain on dem I-talian hoes they called wives.

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