Jack Daniels Day at Shea Yesterday

Yesterday's game wasn't bad, it was terrible. Mike Pelfrey was shelled for 6 runs in 3 inning and Aaron Sele and Ambiorix Burgos weren't much better, giving up 4 runs in 4 inning. Each pitcher went two innings, it wasn't until Pedro Feliciano blanked the Rockies in the 8th inning. I guess that instead of water they were drinking in the dugout, it was pure whiskey. Here are some pictures that occured hours after Endy Chavez 45 ft game winning hit.





















Brooklyn Paulie (even if he was born in Brooklyn, he was only there for like 6 months) with a myspace bitch.



























Photos courtesy of drunkathlete.com

To be fair, Endy Chavez game winner was a big win and I guess the Mets decided to celebrate.
Also, what amazes me is the fickleness and/or complete ineptitude of Mets fans at the game yesterday, they are now starting to boo the likes of sexbomb David Wright, Paul Lo Duca and Mike Pelfrey. Sure Wright and Lo Duca have been off to bad starts and I can guarantee they will get hot. Booing Pelfrey is just plain stupid, it was his 7th start of his career, but I can only gather most of the Mets fans are just angry Jets fans lashing out because they drafted Kyle Brady over Warren Sapp in 1995.

Kyle Brady is a nice guy. Warren Sapp has hall of fame credentials.

Things will only get better for Wright, Lo Duca and Pelfrey as the season goes on. It's still April.

Endy Chavez does it again!

Last year in NLCS Game 7 Endy Chavez made perhaps the best catch in MLB Playoff history, which says something with the likes of Willie Mays basket catch in the 1954 World Series. It was eventually spoiled by Yadier "Fucking Molina" who hit like Rey Ordonez is the regular season, but Johnny Bench-esqe in the playoffs, fuck him and all the Molina brothers.

Endy Chavez proves why he is one of the many unsung signees by Omar Minaya, Endy Chavez proved why it takes 25 guys to win ball games. Unlike the manager in the Bronx who plays Doug Mientkiewicz, what an asshole, Doug couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat. But I digress.

I don't speak for all Mets fans, but we all though Moises Alou and/or Shawn Green were going to get hurt and Chavez would play more. I couldn't have been more wrong. Both Alou and Green have been on fire, which has regulated Chavez to only be a defensive replacement in the 8th or 9th innings.

Endy Chavez won the game last night on a improbable drag bunt, the slider was going straight at his shins, but Endy bunted that ball in the right place and won the game. Endy, like a good lover stole our hearts in October and has yet to give them back.

All of us at the Mets are better than Jesus really, really love Endy Chavez.
PLAY ENDY MORE WILLIE!
















P.S. Remember when the Mets trodded out good ole' Dougie to play first base in 2005? Remember after he left and said the Mets "has no future and had no clue which way they were going"? You guys remember that? Yeah, well fuck you Doug. Waste away in that piece of shit stadium in the Bronx.

'Stache 1-Bucholz 0

Yeah, I'm bored. Sue Me.

In tonights game Jose Valentin hit a mammoth of a 3 run homer to put the Mets up 3-0 and for good. He also had a sac fly against Taylor Buchholz who is a terrible pitcher, with a really, really gay name.

Ever since last year I've been downplaying Jose Valentin's playing, last year I thought he didn't deserve to be the starting second basemen for the New York Mets and thought Anderson Hernandez deserved it. But after he disposed the notion that all Dominican ball players could hit, Valentin was supplanted in the role. He has yet to give that up. I didn't think Valentin would have a good year this year, but I have been proven wrong, again.

Jose Valentin had 4 RBIs today (David Wright has 4 ALL season) and is one of the many unheralded signings by GM Omar Minaya.















All of us at the Mets are better than Jesus love you.

But your 'stache isn't better than Keith's, his just rocks!

It's Offical Jose Reyes Makes it Rain

Yes, I know the Mets lost yesterday to the divisional foes the Atlanta Braves, but something more important happened, no it wasn't the bullpen blowing away the lead (Thanks Schoenewis and Heilman) it was the coming of age for Jose Reyes.
In short, Jose Reyes makes it rain.

For those who don't know what "makes it rain" means I will post the Urbandictionary.com meaning.

Here it is

Term used in strip clubs, it defines when you in da club, with a stack and you throw the money up in the air at the strippers, and the effect is that it seems to be raining money on to the strippers.

He is by far the most exiting player in the Major Leagues and as a Mets fan, he is an extreme joy to watch round the bases, he is the toast of Queens and more importantly, New York City. His affectionate smile is contagious and hopefully I can meet this man sooner or later, cause he is just fucking awesome.












<---The Human Triple







I will forever know the soccer "ole" chant more like "JOSE, JOSE, JOSE, JOOO-SE, JOSE"

If Jose Reyes were actually in the World Cup, I'd have no doubt he would have shat on the Italian National Team and made it rain on dem I-talian hoes they called wives.

David Wright: Where hath thou been?

This was written a couple of days ago. Before Wright's Batting AVG dropped, AGAIN.

David Wright, the sexbomb third basemen for the New York Mets has not started off his season on the right (pun intended) foot. He is now hitting a respectable .295 0 Homeruns and only a paultry 4 runs batted in.

This is not the David Wright I fell in love with (did I just write that on the internet?) He is just not the same ever since he went to the Homerun Derby and cheated on me with resident myspace stalker Paul "Lo Dough Boy" Lo Duca.

DON'T THINK I'VE FORGIVEN YOU DAVID! BECAUSE I HAVEN'T.

David, you hit 20 homers before the all star break, but only 6 after it. What gives? David? What's the matter. It seems everything has gone down hill since that fateful day in July?

You've gone from this David Wright:


To this one:









Now I know your over 21 and can legally drink, what the fuck gives David? I hope you are not doing this every night cause then you are really hurting the team. And I

I know it's only April David, but I'm worried that Jack, Jose, Jim and Mr. Jameson have taken you under their wing, well break out of that tomorrow against the Braves, please David?

Thanks, by the way, I left some clothes at your apartment, can I pick them up, thanks.